This sci-fi horror flick is at its best simulating
a hypothetical three sun solar system. Amateur
astronomers (myself one) will raise many a
deliberating eyebrow at the assumptions we swallow in
order to accept this conjectural reality.
The film opens with a space vessel transporting a
load of commercial passengers (average people, save
for the hardened criminal) all enjoying dreams in
cryo-sleep (save for the hardened criminal).
Suddenly, unknown objects rip through the walls of
the vessel awakening all while killing the captain
(of course). Now if this is bad luck, just wait ...
"Pitch Black" defines the meaning of the phrase. The
first mate, a sassy blonde, jumps to the pilot seat
in time to see the surface of some planet swiftly
approaching. In an effort to gain control of the
speeding ship she quickly purges large sections of it
... including the payload (the passengers); but
something's wrong, the lever sticks and she's forced
to land with all on board. This sequence displays
perhaps the most exhilarating graphics of the film.
Atmospheric debris shatter the windshield into a
splash of dust (miraculously, the pilot's pretty face
isn't in the slightest marred). But still the
menacing rush of dust and wind create a thrilling
ride for the audience as the ship slides across the
burnt orange surface of an unknown land. You'll sigh
in relief when it finally comes to a stop.
Looking out on the horizon, survivors quickly
conclude that there will be no nightfall due to the
multiple suns. Which is a good thing, because the
planet is inhabited by "a lot" of nasty pterodactyl
type aliens that don't like the light. But don't
forget the bad luck factor; though the place is
devoid of anything else, our travelers quickly
stumble across an old mining factory, pick up one
sample, instantly evaluate it as the last one, decode
its age at 22 years (in unknown planet time, that
is), then run over to a rather cool mechanical
replica of the current solar system left by the human
minors mysteriously killed 22 years back. The sharp
unmarred pilot hand-revolves the geared planetary
assemblage 22 times back into the solar system's
history. The convenient counter clicks backward.
Ah-oh, an eclipse! What are the chances of that?
These poor kids just happened to be marooned on a
planet inhabited by light-hating beasts on the very
day of its 22-year cycle eclipse.
With an hour's warning, the quickly dwindling
troop still isn't prepared as the huge second planet
with parallel rings rotating in opposite directions
(not sure that's possible) rather swiftly blots out
the sun. Despite the potential impossibility, it's a
beautiful scene; the second planet's horizon cracking
the sun as if to release from it a swarm of bat-like
monsters into the honey-golden sky. Of course, just
then one passenger finds the necessity to run out
into the darkness while the remaining group attempts
to determine the duration of this eclipse in order to
assess a plan. Given the pilot's lightening speed at
predicting the eclipse and that nifty solar-system
model, she could have easily determined the duration.
But she didn't.
As a viewer in the theater, witnessing the rate of
the eclipse, you could have reasonably guessed its
duration to be brief - an hour or so. But, no
strangers to bad luck, this entourage embraces the
ever-so remote possibility that these two planets are
orbiting in sync, thus they assume the darkness may
be very very long lasting and therefore need to rush
out into it and prepare their departure. Silly kids,
have they forgotten about the other sun(s)?
A murderer in the midst and thousands of hungry
aliens to dodge, "Pitch Black" is still meant to
scare you. With many a cheap (sometimes tedious) set
up, suspenseful build, followed by either a kill or a
fake out to progress it along.
Nice performance by the bad guy, Vin Diesel (voice
of "Iron
Giant" by the way). Respectably acted, filmed
and directed, "Pitch Black" caps off with a
surprisingly Christian theme, but may make a better
platform for a beginning astronomy class than
action-packed thriller.
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