Though a web is one of nature's most fascinating
spectacles, watching a spider weave one can be less
than thrilling. "Along Came a Spider" indulges itself
too long in weaving before substantially engaging in
thrill. Though the opening sequence will stop your
breath and two or three action punctuations rock,
this movie doesn't really open up till twenty minutes
to the end.
Morgan Freeman returns (from "Kiss the Girls") as
cop psychologist; this time chosen by freaky
kidnapper (Michael Wincott) to write the praises of
his criminal genius into a book for all to remember.
Secret Service agent Monica Potter teams up with
Freeman after a senator's child gets snatched under
her watch. Wincott is deliciously psychotic.
Though the film seems to go out of its way in
order to sleepily chime every formula progression
from every "intelligent criminal vs. smart cop"
picture from Colombo to Hannibal, with less
than a half hour left, it unfolds wildly -- one
unpredicted twist after the other.
While the twists are tantalizing and surprising,
they unfortunately belie the previous build of the
story, diluting the climax. Character sympathy also
seems elusive, save for a momentary but nonetheless
heartfelt resolution. Part of the problem lies with
Freeman's faultless bounce back into action.
Improvements could have been made by adding pauses of
self-doubt/insecurity and fear regarding his deceased
partner and/or further discussions with his wife (who
vanishes completely from the film after the first 10
minutes).
That said, aside from a drawn-out foot race where
Freeman runs 5 miles and barely breaks a sweat, the
action snaps sharply on the screen with a confident
stride, well-timed adrenaline-pumping punch.
Incidentally, "Along Came a Spider" and "Kiss the
Girls" are screen adaptations of a James Patterson
series about detective Dr. Alex Cross (not to be
confused with the comicbook artist and illustrator
Alex Ross).
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