The gold-tiled grand palace of Siam (Thailand's
former name) shimmers with a story rich in culture
and theatric recreation. It's a piece plucked from
the diaries of a prim British woman about her
exploits with a macho Siamese king during volatile
times; played by a tough American woman and a Chinese
action movie icon, respectively.
During the mid-1800's, an English widow and her
son move from Bristish-colonized Bombay to Bangkok.
Commissioned by the king of Siam to tutor his first
son in English, Anna soon finds herself the school
teacher of his 50+ offspring. Not just a tad
self-righteous, Anna challenges the not just a tad
arrogant male chauvinist top banana of the country.
"She thinks herself equal not just to a man, but to a
king." Of course, they fall in love.
A misty-eyed Anna relives a romantic moment, "He
made me feel like ... " The curt Indian housekeeper
interjects, "One of his twenty-six wives?" Not too
proud to chime cute retorts, this version of "The
King and I" never bursts into song. Its earlier
lightness gives way to a sincere sense of impending
doom with hanging bodies and blood spillage; romance
is left as a subtle yet omnipresent magnetic
attraction between two stubborn leads.
Jodie Foster, a fine gritty American actor, plays
the part of Anna with rigid grace; but her less than
proper British accent never lets us forget that she
is, indeed, an American. Additionally, her character
lacks a demonstratively brooding element. When the
king slices her sympathetic encouragement with his
terse line, "You are not qualified to criticize me
about living!" he's referring to a side of Anna that
this production fails to instill on us. Consequently,
the power of such a potentially mighty assertion is
limited only to the beam of intensity from under
Chow's glossy and reddened eyes. Anna's practical
optimism could have been richly complemented with an
occasional emotionally-charged reaction to anything
that remotely reminded her of her dead husband.
Chow is king of the glare. He reigns supreme in
the facial expression and body language department.
He can communicate a page worth of text in one word;
but unfortunately the converse is also true. Chow
does all he can to maintain stage mediocrity when
delivering any dialogue longer than a sentence. His
(non-Thai) accent sometimes leaving viewers asking
each other, "What? Did you get that?" Still, he is
charming and ultimately lovable as king.
Pictorially splendid, it's largely large, epic and
expansive. This retelling commands the screen with
such disciplined cinematography and direction that
you'll almost forget the ethnicity mismatch. Even
though there must have been some fine Thai actor that
would have put even Yul to shame, and a proper
British actress to counterbalance; the story is just
so marvelous you'll end up having a good time anyway.
It's a long one, pack a lunch.
"Goodnight ma'am, You've helped enough for one
day."
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