Tired of the sophomoric humor Virgin Inc. has been
pumping into their Austin Powers/ Virgin Airlines
radio ads, I expected the same from this film.
Fortunately, my fears of a buck-toothed drooling grin
ra-ta-tatting juvenile "Shag-isms" the entire length
of a feature film were ill-conceived. Now, that
doesn't mean that Austin Powers is my hero or that he
refrained completely from driving his "Shaguar." It
does mean that I didn't hate the picture. In fact,
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" is a strong "B" film for any
adult with an open-minded funny bone and probably a
laugh-a-minute-riot cult film for high school
freshmen.
If you haven't figured it out yet ... "Shag" is
euphemistic British slang for making love. The
writers miss no opportunity for making copulation
puns, going so far as fastening two large spheres
(fuel tanks?) to the base of Dr. Evil's Rocket Ship.
Get the point?
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) is a James Bond spoof
frozen in '69 and thawed out in the nineties. In this
episode, he must again stop the sinister dolt, Dr.
Evil (also Mike Myers) from destroying the planet.
Dr. Evil, planning to zap Washington D.C. with a
"laser" based on the moon, fears foiling from agent
Powers. In hopes of diffusing our hero, Dr. Evil
sends a cohort back in time to steal Austin's "Mojo"
(you know, his life force, suave, charisma, the
essence of his mystique). The Mojo-less Powers
whimpers, "I used to be so virile, now I'm
nothing."
Like "Laugh in" or "Hee-Haw" almost charming in
its relentless silliness, "Shagged" sports 2 or 3
genuinely hilarious sequences which bump it up from a
"B" to a "B+." First, a tent-shadow scene in which
lover, Felicity Shagwell, appears to be emptying
Powers' bowels of everything from explosives to a
sporting equipment. Secondly, there's a stream of
quick cuts connecting the sentences of unrelated
characters trying to find just the right word to
describe the phallic image of Dr. Evil's Rocket in
the sky. Also, you'll no doubt enjoy the cameos of
good-humored celeb's.
Powers' famous catch phrases ("Oh, Behave" etc.)
were plainly unfunny, but "Shagged" had plenty other
foolish jokes to tell. Overall, actor Mike Myers did
an absolutely smashing job with this light-weight
script while playing three roles to boot. Lastly,
great costuming and makeup on his third character
deserve mention as do the props far exceeding those
of Dr. Who. (Btw, If you stay till the end of the
credits, there's a little something -- a very little
something.)
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