"There are a lot of nay-sayers who come in and ...
say 'nay.'"
This is the offhand, pseudo-documentary commentary
that opens "Blair
Witch" the sequel. A laid back, even silly
mood "with witch" to contrast chilling horror. Well,
not quite chilling horror; but eerie scary at
least.
I'd wager to say this film is quite nearly similar
to the first inentertainment value - but for
different reasons. A hugely welcome 35mm camera on a
hugely welcome tripod make the sequel several times
more watchable than the first. No more dizziness,
headaches or vomiting. That indelible image of grass
and trees waving, scratching back and forth against
the screen as our actor/cinematographers run amok, has been
thankfully left as a first film phenomenon. Also, 98%
of what you see on screen is not shot by the
participants at all, but in normal film fashion with
a real anonymous camera-operator. The editing, though
a bit dodgy in the start, becomes quite normal.
Another welcome addition, the sequel has a bit
more "plan" to it. Unfortunately, the plan never
fully develops nor are the actors really scared. No
matter what I read about that first film in the press
notes ... it is still this reviewers opinion that
those actors were truly riled and confused. And that
captured on film is worth more than a very good plan.
The sequel hosts no such real emotions. Though the
actors are perhaps equally talented - the first batch
didn't have to act as often.
Directing, acting and story being quite mediocre;
it's the lack of climax that drops this film into the
below average zone. Though the drama is actually
pretty interesting, dare I say even mildly
compelling, there's nothing meaningful that really
ties the whole piece together at the end.
Additionally, the motif of each player turning on the
other was worked to death (pardon the statement) in
the first film.
Unfortunately too, so passes the soul of the seed
that is the "Blair Witch Project." Who cares about
some child killing witch myth? It certainly wasn't
this plot that brought the original film out of the
woods and into cinema lore; it was the scheme! The
truly riled actors, the ballsie hype, the simple
idea.
This second film is more of the former and less of
the later; making it more like any other ordinary
scary movie of recent years. But in all fairness, for
as
much as it's departed from the first in guts, a sense
of continuum maintains. And as with the first, there
isn't much blood or slashing here - if that's the
kind of thing you were hoping for, look
elsewhere.
Here's the nutshell synopsis:
A year later in Burkittsville, the region the
first "Project" claimed home to the murderous Blair
Witch is now overrun with movie fans and tourists.
One opportunist with a van and camera equipment,
accompanied by four paying customers, sets out to
camp at the foundation of that infamous unholy house
of the first film. All in good fun, but as you might
guess, they don't get much of a pleasant night's
sleep, while more than just the cameras play tricks
on them.
The Ending Contest: In 100 words or less
write me a better ending to this film. (Shouldn't be
too hard) I'll look over the entries and pick from
them my personal favorite - sorry it's completely
subjective. That winner will be printed on this site
by Thanksgiving ... so send 'em in now. And let me
look around, I can probably find a couple of free
IMAX tickets around here somewhere to award the
winner as well.
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