About ten minutes into the picture, our primary
characters chopper to an off-shore facility faintly
reminiscent of a well-kept "Water World" set
presented in such a way that you just know you'll be
spending the rest of the film there.
"Deep Blue Sea" has all the classic elements: The
shark swimming hero (who actually delivers a pretty
good performance), the money guy, the preacher (LL
Cool J), the architectural guy, the innocent and
lovely assistant, the mad scientist (in this case,
sexy and mad), and of course the beasts ... smart
sharks. Seems sharks have some protein in their
brains that when extracted can reverse the effects of
Alzheimer's disease. I'm not sure why, but instead of
harvesting from lots of sharks, our mad scientist
decides to grow three sharks and enlarge their
brains. "You've just taken nature's best killing
machine and given it will and desire." This fair
piece of dialogue aside, plenty of hokey lines abound
(of which, Samuel L. Jackson, more oft than not the
lucky deliverer) setting our screening audience
laughing in a sort of clichÈ-induced
hysteria.
For reasons less than obvious, all of the
experimentation takes place submerged under the ocean
surface.
If you can bite that off, you might just have a
good time ooowing and aaahing at all the action (I
did). Though the actual shark visuals aren't
remarkable, other action (I don't want give anything
away) is rather explosive. Nicely directed and seldom
a dull moment, "Deep Blue Sea" swims from beginning
to end with well placed and carefully timed bumps,
sputters and twists.
It's no "Jaws," it's not really that scary, but it
is fun.
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