Fade from black to wooden poles breaking against
armor; cut to wide shot, an eager medieval audience,
on their feet, pound out the rhythm to Queen's "We
Will Rock You." Thump, thump, clap, thump, thump,
clap. Peasants and noblemen put their hands to hewn
logs giving these lance-wielding horsemen a rock and
roll backbone. The horses charge and the jousts rise
one more time -- taking the life of William's
master.
Realizing that the spark of life that was their
lordship is now "covered in shite," William (Heath
Ledger, the Australian so aptly cast as Mel Gibson's
son in "The
Patriot") decides to "seize the day," armor,
joust, horse, servants as well as the name of this
deceased jouster.
"But you're not a nobleman!" his fellow serfs
protest. "How did the nobles become noble? They took
it at the end of a sword!" Heath rebuts!
On their way to the next competition, this ragtag
team runs across a naked writer who takes great
poetic license regarding fact.
"You lie!" our protagonists accuse.
"I merely give the truth scope!" the charming
writer exuberantly exclaims winning their hearts as
he will no doubt yours. Paul Bettany superbly brings
this superb dialogue to life. Heralding Heath with
verbosity rivaling that used in a wrestling match,
"Here he is ... the protector of Italian virginity
... we walk in the garden of his turbulence,
etc."
Not without its flaws: A side-tracking cathedral
scene just doesn't work, Heath's sudden anger feels
inconsistent with his happy-go-lucky spirit, and the
predictable beat before climax should have gone one
step farther into swell.
Still, this script, these actors, and direction
are brimming with zeal. The balsy choice to score a
medieval period piece with 1970's classic rock pays
off ("The Boys are Back in Town," "Taking Care of
Business" to name just two titles). In fact, I think
the production could have used more! Charges out of
the gates with spirit and daring, loses a bit of its
thrust as joust is by nature repetitive; but never
loses its mighty sense of humor. Very nice, good
fun.
PS: If you stay to the end of the credits, the
cast farts for you.
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