In IMAX in short, it's just as wonderful as on the
big screen. Too many years have passed since I viewed
the 35mm print; but this one still looks smashing to
me. Rich in color and color scheme contrasts,
rumbling with rhythm, music, humor and deep emotion.
I cringe at the site of Scar, smile at Rafiki and
rise to believe in Simba - breathing in deeply the
encouragement his story has for all of us.
Actually, about a year ago, I'd seen the stage
play of "The Lion
King" in Los Angeles. I think I enjoyed this
IMAX version slightly better than even that. They
both have their moments of magic -- but that
wildebeest scene in the film -- that's cinematic
greatness.
Having spent one wonderful year in Kenya myself,
the peppering of Swahili in the script is certainly
great fun to hear again. "Hakuna Matata" really does
mean "No Worries," and Simba is the Swahili word for
lion. Rafiki (the baboon) means "friend." And the
later scene when Rafiki is swinging in the trees
laughing "Asanta Sana Squashed Banana" -- "Asanta
Sana" means "That you very much."
Actually, at my particular screening a comedy of
distractions tried it's best to derail my enjoyment
of the film. I'll describe them here for two reasons:
first as a testament to the strength of the
production and second in hopes of finding a happy
solution to the problem.
At the outset, a small child opened his mouth and
howled for the first ten minutes. The mother tried to
calm him by picking him up and carrying him in the
back against the wall -- where I was sitting. Before
I could even chuckle to myself at that unlucky turn
of events, another child started crying. Then some
latecomers found seats directly next to mine and
started up a conversation. I should have been angry,
but since I'd seen the film, and knew the story, I
simply marveled at the circus the audience made of
itself. But wait - there's more.
Directly in front of me (I'm not kidding) the
woman stood up and leaned over an empty seat to talk
with her husband. I'm not sure what they were
discussing, but she did not break that bend (in front
of me) for nearly ten minutes (I'm not exaggerating).
During that time, something more offending distracted
me, the wafting sent of fresh human poo-poo. It came
in waves and was gone, so I was still trying to
decide if it was really poo-poo. Then the woman
finally stood upright holding in her hands what
appeared to be soiled diapers. Oh my goodness, the
seat in front of me wasn't empty, it was occupied by
a baby expressing himself in an altogether different
way. So... are you ready for the rest? The woman
takes the diaper and sits back down in her seat!
That's it! No trip to the restroom, just sits down.
How could you not laugh at that? Well, while I was
still in a surprisingly amused and amazed demeanor, I
got up and moved.
The moral of the story. The past is the past,
don't dwell on your mistakes -- stand up and be the
best darn lion you can be. Let me hear you roar! (But
not in a movie theater. In a movie theater there are
many other people sitting around you. And guess what?
They don't want to hear or smell you or your
children.)
Oh, I know, I know, kids are kids and sometimes
there's nothing we can do when they decide to howl.
I'm not blaming parents or the children. Each and
every one of us is either someone's parent or child
(or both). I'm just saying there's a consequence to
letting children howl in the theatre. And that is ...
annoying scores of nice people who paid hard earned
money and time to enjoy a film. Many times they're so
nice they don't even ask you to kindly remove your
screaming kid from their eardrums.
Actually, I've got a friend who refuses to watch
films at the cinema for these reasons. That's too
bad. Perhaps there's a compromise. Of course, there's
seldom a need for a conversation in the theater, the
only understandable problem is small children who
decide to howl. Perhaps theater-managers could offer
free tickets to parents who get up to leave? Better
yet -- theaters could be constructed with sound proof
coves ... or booths. Why not? Ten seat viewing booths
with Plexiglas windows. The baby cries, the family
moves to the booth. I think it's a great idea -- go
tell your cinema managers. Until then, load up on
pacifiers and lollipops. And goodness, bring the
child to the restroom.
Btw, I do have sympathy for the woman with the
soiled diaper -- no doubt she deserved to relax and
enjoy the film more than any one of us there. That is
for sure. But more than all of us combined?
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