"If you just let yourself be drawn into the
picture, you wouldn't have to laugh." So said a
viewer of "Wing Commander" to his giggling friend.
Apparently, the former had been drawn in and the
later, moved to laughter. That one statement pretty
much sums up the audience's reaction to "Wing
Commander." Half the audience seemed taken in by
riding the spaceships through their seas of glory,
while the other half chuckled in waves of muse at the
corny/cliche dialogue and plot developments.
I must admit, I'm fine with a mild amount of "the
hokey" (I can even like it!). So after voluntarily
clicking out plausibility sensors in my mind's eye, I
was among those enjoying the ride. It wasn't until
about three-quarters of the way through that the
following dialogue exchange tickled me into becoming
a member of the now exuberantly tickled sector of the
crowd:
"You'll be court martialled!" Commander Angel
threatens lt. Blair (Prinze Jr.). His response, "Oh,
like I care..."
Is a synopsis really necessary? It's a space flick
based on the video game -- in the vein of "Starship
Troupers", maybe "Star Trek", "Battlestar Galactica"
(if you're old enough). No footage is shot on a
planet, most is on a huge battle cruiser, with
occasional dog-fighting jet-like crafts mixing it up
between the stars. We follow the good guys the entire
film, Freddie being the only Earthling (and in only
one scene) that faces the aliens eye to eye.
Though stretching probability, I did enjoy the
spacecraft / U-boat motif. The battle cruisers float
in space like submarines -- firing missiles at each
other. A major character, Tarrent, is a captain Ahab
re-incarnation, navigating with medieval style maps.
Not completely consistent with this mix in time, but
nonetheless fun, the jet-like crafts cut through the
vacuum of space making "air-like" sounds shooting at
each other with virtual Gatlin guns.
I also had a good laugh when a chunk of wreckage
was shoved off the the runway of the cruiser -- it
dropped like a rock (but where? and why was there
gravity to make it fall?)
Back to the review: I think kids will love this
picture ... kids from about 6 to 14. And to tell the
truth -- I enjoyed myself, half the time drawn into
the film, half the time laughing at it.
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